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Whether you’re grabbing lunch at your tried and true neighborhood honkey-tonk or having dinner at an elegant 5-star brasserie, dining out should be an excursion. Alchemy, located in the quaint area of Hampden in Baltimore, delivered an excursion for the palette AND more!

Rumors through Twitter, friends and acquaintances indicated that the upstairs dining area was the best seating in the house.  Having already made the dinner reservations through Opentable a few days prior to dining, I called to see if my husband and I could request a spot upstairs. HEY if you don’t ask, you’ll never know! The woman I spoke to was very kind and indicated that she would do her best to accommodate us. The word HOLLA may have escaped my mouth after I got off the phone (random side note.)

The big day arrived and the husband and I were greeted by an upstairs table, chic surroundings and a first course dish that truly turned past ordinary mussel experiences into a new & extraordinary one.  Their Mojito Mussels are plump jewels cooked with kaffir lime, blood orange, cilantro, seafood-based broth, garlic, dark rum, mint and a chipotle butter. We were enamored with  Michael and Debi Matassa’s, the owners,  twist on a relatively common dish. Debi, who was stopping by each table to welcome guests shared the story behind the recipe. While preparing to make dinner at home, Michael needed white wine for the mussels. Debi, a sommelier, refused to sacrifice a $50 bottle of white wine to the kitchen gods… Rum was readily available and VOILA this  fabulous dish was born! I’m pretty sure they are food magicians.

My entrée, Tournedos Crab a Roony, presented two beef tenderloin medallions topped with marinated wild mushrooms and lump crab. This gluttony sat atop a bed of roasted garlic mashed potatoes with a béarnaise  glaze. The potatoes were whipped perfectly, the meat cooked to medium-rare perfection and the crab

meat… DO YOU SEE the SIZE of the crab meat people?!? Amaaaaaaazing.

The hubby’s Chile Rubbed Pork Tenderloin was a great choice as well. This was served with an ancho sauce, pecan butter and sweet potato tamales which melted in our mouths. My description to my husband after the first bite “oh my, the tamales taste like Grandma’s sweet cornbread!”  The pork rub had a nice chile flavor; however, my husband isn’t a huge fan of the chile and similar spices. I enjoyed what I did taste. My husband acknowledged his faux pas, but did note that the pork was tender and well cooked and he enjoyed the tamales.

The balsamic vinegar & chili olive oil turned run-of-the-mill bread into a tasty palette neutralizer, as well.  Side dishes of caramelized Brussels sprouts smoked with bacon and cream and roasted veggies flanked our main course.  The veggies were roasted to perfection and the Brussels sprouts were sinfully delicious. Only magicians can make Brussels sprouts sinful, right?!? Either way, bacon makes everything awesome and cream makes it doubly so.

And just when you think it can’t get any better and the thought that the dryer must have shrunk my dress interrupts my thoughts, our awesome server offered up the desert options. While neither of us have a sweet tooth, it was our anniversary AND if I’m going to review a place I may as well go all the way for you guys.  Sadly, I cannot recall the name of the deliciousness we had, but take it from me the fruit was fresh, the cream homemade and the chocolate divine. Our evening was topped off with a sweet anniversary surprise of champagne with a candle.   I did this for you guys, remember that!

 If owner’s, Michael and Debi Matassa, could bottle the  magic that they create in their hospitality, service and dishes this world would be a better place and the populace a “robust” one! Al·che·my is defined as “any magical power or process of transmuting a common substance, usually of little value, into a substance of great value.”  Common foods come alive at Alchemy and I recommend you see for yourself.